Let me introduce you to a magical place called Hostel, where sleep schedules die, Maggie is a love language, and “Kal exam hai” is more of a vibe than a warning.....
This isn’t just a blog. It’s a confession. Of me, my roommate, our “study plans,” and how we almost survive every exam (emotionally? No. Academically? Let’s not go there.).....
“Kal Exam Hai, Aaj Shaam 7 Baje Se Padhna Start”
We are serious girls. We plan things. Like starting our exam prep at 7 PM sharp.
But then 6:45 PM hits:👭 “Yaar walk pe chalte hai thoda… mind fresh ho jaayega.”
7:15 PM: Still walking....Mind- Fresh... Syllabus- Unknown....
Back in room:🧠“Let’s start at 8. First dinner, fir padhai.”
🍲 Dinner Time = Delay Time...
Dinner is supposed to be a 20-minute activity. But we eat like it’s a wedding buffet-
Cheese Maggie, Oreo shake, coffee shots ...all on one plate.....Because we’re stressed...
Then comes the emotional call to mummy:📞 “Haan mummy, haan sab theek hai. Haan padh rahi hoon.” .....Meanwhile: Maggie ka cheese perfectly melting.....
🎵 Study? No. Sad Songs and Spiral.....Books are open. But so are our emotions......And just like that…🎶 “Aaoge jab tum o sajna…” plays from Jab We Met.....
Suddenly, it's not Pharmacology & Medicinal Chemistry…
It’s heartbreak, memories, and Shreya Ghoshal healing our souls....
11 PM: Scrolling reels.....
Roommate: “Yeh reel dekh! Tujhpe suit karega.”
Me: “Mujhe toh direct exam ka answer bhej na koi.”
😌 Midnight Motivation & Mutual Lying.....12 AM hits.
Me: “Yeh subject easy hai kya… kya pass ho jaayenge?”
Her: “Haan haan, full easy. Dekh lena. Tu tension mat le.”
Confidence level: NASA rocket....
Preparation level: Local rickshaw with no wheels...
Then we make the most toxic promise: 🌅 “Bas 4 baje uthke full padhai.”
📱 1 AM = Still Reels....Sharing. Laughing. Crying (silently).....
We lie in bed with our phones 6 inches from our faces, sending each other reels from across the same room.
The reels is on fire...The exam prep....Ashes.
The real struggle starts.....💤 The 4 AM Alarm...AKA National Joke.....
Alarm rings...Me: "Band kar de, aur 10 minute."
Her: "Main uth jaungi 5 baje."
Repeat this comedy until it’s 6:30 AM and exam fear slaps us awake like...
👋 “Good morning! Syllabus yaad hai?”
🧠 “LOL. No.”
We wake up, half asleep, looking like raccoons who forgot to hibernate....
🍪 Crash Study With Snacks, Music & Mental Breakdowns....
We try to study....But after every paragraph....
1 reel....
1 biscuit....
1 Song....
and teacher ko gaali...
Eventually we accept defeat and open our holy book..
📄 Previous Year Question Papers.......(aka the savior of lazy legends)....
👗 Getting Ready Like Queens....Feeling Like Clowns....
While getting ready our conversation...
👩🎓 “Tujhe kuch yaad hai kya?”
👩🎓 “Bas naam pata hai chapter ka.”
👩🎓 “Toh chalein? Bhagwan bharose?”
We laugh.......
🏃♀ On the Way to College: Exam-Related Panic Walk....
Walking to the exam hall with fake confidence and real regrets.....
👭 “Tujhe ye yaad hai ?”
👭 “Uska answer kya tha..?”
👭 “Uss answer ka starting bta de sirf...”
We nod in silent agreement...the kind only traumatized souls with dark circles can understand....
🎯 And Then... We Survive (Somehow)
We give the exam....
We forget half of what we knew....but paper kbi khali nhi chhoda....
We remember all the memes we shared....
We come back and do what we do best: Eat Maggie
Swear we’ll study early next time😂😂....and forget all about it by sunset..
💡 Final Thoughts from the Hostel Trenches...
Hostel + Exams = The most dramatic, chaotic, hilarious, unforgettable part of our lives.....
We might not top the class...
But we’ve topped: The art of last-minute survival...Fake confidence...and making memories that will last way longer than any MCQ....
✨Because years later, we won’t remember the chapters…
But we’ll remember that one night,
That song,
That walk,
That laugh at 1 AM over a stupid reel.
💬 “Exams come and go. But Maggie with cheese, overconfidence with no prep, and hostel friendships? That’s forever.”.....
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